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Friday, 7 October 2016

The Slut Formula: How Do I know if My Girlfriend is a Whore



I am a little bored, and realized that most modern men have to navigate a sexual market place significantly different than there forefathers, One thing they will inevitable ask about, and struggle with is the idea of her number. 


why?


Because men likely evolved to target women with a low number of partners too ensure paternity. Remember always remember, 'Mommy's baby is daddy's maybe,' Don't worry ladies I don't disparage you completely, you can't help it. Its even been suggested by Sociologist Eric Anderson in The Monogamy Gap, Christopher Ryan in Sex at Dawn, and numerous studies by \academics eg): here, here, and here that women are predisposed to cuckholding men, just as often as men like to cheat, but we know the consequences for women, without that magic little pill, are infinitely more catastrophic. We know the state of women is horrible, and if you're a man with any desire for marriage, I wouldn't recommend it, or even a steady girlfriend, you have to be on your guard.


2 Schools of Thought?


First, some men advocate that you know her number inside out and out before making any certain commitments; otherwise you failed to do your due diligence, and you are to blame for her destroying any future relationship/just proving to be an unpleasant partner jaded by being brought into emotional apathy via action as a ejaculatory receptacle by dozens of other men. 

Second, is my principle, and perhaps more viable, don't ask and don't tell. She doesn't need to know how many lady's you've been with, and you don't need to know how many times she has been spit roasted. If she is good now go with it. Observe behavior closely however. If you do go down the road of asking for her answers or perhaps, she asks yours, then obfuscate; the answer will please no one. 


In Regards to the 1st 


Now if you want a rough covert measurement of how classless she actually is, I recommend my own personal SLUT FORMULA!!! new and improved and always a useful barometer of sexual dis-inhibition.  Alright, ready.... 

(A-14)/2=X 


The Variables


Okay so, A= her age. Punch that in. 
Now subtract 14 thats the presumable age of when she became sexually active, and we all know girls are starting young these days. Science may doubt it, but the anecdote is strong with this one.  Besides that give her 2 free years in your calculus. I used to start at 16 but that really weeded out a large # of ladies. 

So take her age subtract 14 so 26-14=12

now take the 12 AKA her sexual years and divide it by two. That gives her the choice of one partner every two years. You have just said you approve of her long term relationships, give her a wiggle fling or two, but also don't approve of her serial monogamy. 

Our answer in this case is 6.... She is 26 years old she is a slut, or at least well on her way, if she has had over 6 partners.... Tread with caution. Investigate the backstory with friends. Make sure mistakes were not 'mistakes.' Its much more palatable if she had a few serious relationships that crashed and burned due to the man burning her.... Use your instincts. 


Conclusion


There you go men, something new to think about. Have fun, maybe target these girls if you want to fool around, but don't lock them down. If you refuse to lock them down maybe one day the ladies will understand that they can't just rebound to any guy after they are done 'finding themselves' and 'partying.'

Finally, I love this formula because it offers a chance at recovery. 
A woman can abstain for a few years, or withdraw to a long term relationship (if she can snag it) and her number will slowly ease back out of the slut zone. 

-- Have a good one Cole.